How to sit on someone’s face as a plus size girl:
Step 1: Take off panties
Step 2: Smother him
please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks
summertime animated movie from the human’s perspective
if u say u wouldnt fuck a werewolf first of all ur lying and second ur a coward
This is my favorite post
# most powerful magic users
Only one of these characters survived Thanos.
Remus: You make me so mad!
Sirius: Well, art is suppose to evoke emotion.
That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…
Kuzco could have played Deadpool
Hey Stan remember the time you had Ant-Man go into somebody’s pussy?
HE WHAT
HE FUCKING WHAT
Not queer as in green hair, LESBIAN as in eats pussy for breakfast.
A Hierarchy of Queers
*Those identifying as female*
- add any I missed!
Queen: Ellen DeGeneres
Princess: Kate McKinnon
Dykechess: Lily Tomlin
Prime Minister: Jane Lynch
Ambassador: Laverne Cox
Chancellor: Jodi Foster
Home Secretary: Rachel Maddow
Foreign Secretary: Kristen Stewart
Minister of State: Ellen Page
love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a responsibility. it’s a promise to care for and protect someone. love means never turning your back one someone when things get difficult. love as a feeling alone is selfish, the commitment is what makes it true.
seeing your girl undress infront of you is some other level of high
